Judas Stole My Lunch Box

A prayer by the Reverend Batty von Geobbels

Judas stole my lunch box
Jesus stole my sandal designs
John the Baptist drowned my daughter
The Messiah wilted my fruit tree
Jesus made the person I had struck blind see again
Dog live, evil God
Christ has cum
Up my bum
Jesus had balsa wood sandals
Jesus made fish soup with croutons
Jesus advocated alcoholics, by fermenting water into wine
Jesus thought his own people the Jews were a bit tight-fisted and money grabbing
And Jesus had it off with dirty whores!

Dinosaur lunchbox, the Earth is only 6,000 years old.

Satan tampered with dinosaur bones in the Earth to try to fool us that it is 4.5 billion years old and not 6,000 years old.